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faketales ([personal profile] faketales) wrote2012-03-04 08:54 am
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perfect people being perfect

STUART HOLDEN IS A FLAWLESS HUMAN BEING. (So is Jimmy Conrad. And Alex Morgan. ♥ ♥ ♥)

Stuart Holden's face is turning purple. Below the carefully cultivated dark-blond hair with trademark frosted tips, which often gets him mistaken for '90s teenybopper Aaron Carter, his small features crunch up.

SO PERFECT.

Assuming you ignore his injury history :(

He races 70-year-olds in the pool! His mother dressed up like him for Halloween! He speaks fluent French!