perfect people being perfect

STUART HOLDEN IS A FLAWLESS HUMAN BEING. (So is Jimmy Conrad. And Alex Morgan. ♥ ♥ ♥)

Stuart Holden's face is turning purple. Below the carefully cultivated dark-blond hair with trademark frosted tips, which often gets him mistaken for '90s teenybopper Aaron Carter, his small features crunch up.

SO PERFECT.

Assuming you ignore his injury history :(

He races 70-year-olds in the pool! His mother dressed up like him for Halloween! He speaks fluent French!

( some hilarious videos here )

an important message

ANY PLAYER WHO DOES THIS IS AUTOMATICALLY FILED UNDER "NOT A HOMOPHOBIC JACKASS" IN MY BOOK. POINTS TO YOU, BOYS.