perfect people being perfect
Mar. 4th, 2012 08:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
faketalesSTUART HOLDEN IS A FLAWLESS HUMAN BEING. (So is Jimmy Conrad. And Alex Morgan. ♥ ♥ ♥)
Stuart Holden's face is turning purple. Below the carefully cultivated dark-blond hair with trademark frosted tips, which often gets him mistaken for '90s teenybopper Aaron Carter, his small features crunch up.
SO PERFECT.
Assuming you ignore his injury history :(
He races 70-year-olds in the pool! His mother dressed up like him for Halloween! He speaks fluent French!
Stuart Holden's face is turning purple. Below the carefully cultivated dark-blond hair with trademark frosted tips, which often gets him mistaken for '90s teenybopper Aaron Carter, his small features crunch up.
SO PERFECT.
Assuming you ignore his injury history :(
He races 70-year-olds in the pool! His mother dressed up like him for Halloween! He speaks fluent French!
